A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit. They hold the baby and I go out.
A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
The best thing a Father can do for his baby, is to Love his mother.
You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child.
There is only one most beautiful child in the world and every mother has it.
- And I have two.... :)
